Oh Bioshock. You’re like the mean girl that we call up every night. You scare us. You hurt us. You’re mean. On the hardest difficulty setting, you are nigh unto impossible! But you are addictive, like heroin or crack cocaine. So much so that Valve has banned you, you production sucking whore.
“We had to ban Bioshock from our offices,” Valve boss Gabe Newell told us. “Nobody gets to play it until Orange Box is done – that’s our reward to ourselves as a company; everyone gets a copy of Bioshock.”
Its nice that one studio can love another studio. This war will not end true friendships. Admiration creates quality. Now, go away. This Ultra-Bouncer is gonna be a bitch!
[Via Game-industry]
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